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JAY GORDON


VOCALS

FULL NAME: Jay Paul Gordon
AGE: 34
BIRTHDAY: January 30th
FORMER BAND: Lit(not the Lit that is out now!)
HEIGHT:6'4" (without platforms)
ETHNICITY: Creole: French, Spanish, Black, Scottish and Irish.
HOME TOWN: San Fransisco, CA
FAVORITE DRINK: Absolut Vodka
FAVORITE SONG TO DO LIVE: Dissention
FAVORITE COLORS: Purple and silver





PAIGE HALEY


BASS

AGE: 37
BIRTHDAY: May 10th
INTERESTS: Ryan's beer and the Cure
HOME TOWN: Alameda, CA
FAVORITE COLOR: Black
FAVORITE FOOD: Sushi
FAVORITE SONG TO DO LIVE: Fetisha
FORMER BAND: Erotic Doll, he was also in a Motley Crue cover band in L.A. Also painted houses for a living.






RYAN SHUCK


GUITAR

FULL NAME: Ryan Christopher Shuck
AGE: 27
BIRTHDAY: April 11th
FORMER BAND: Sex Art w/ Jonathan Davis
INTERESTS: Beer
HOME TOWN: Huntington Beach, CA
FAVORITE SONG TO DO LIVE: Dissention and Blue Monday
MARITAL STATUS: Girlfriend, Stephanie
FORMER OCCUPATION: Hair stylist at The Crew Salon
NICK NAME: Liquid Idiot





AMIR DERAKH


G-SYNTH

AGE: 38
BIRTHDAY: June 20th
FORMER BAND: Rough Cutt and Jailhouse
INTERESTS: Collects g-synth guitars
ETHNICITY: Persian
HOME TOWN: Schenectady, NY
FAVORITE SONG TO DO LIVE: Gender
MARITAL STATUS: Single
CHILDREN: Michael, age 13
FORMER LAST NAME: Davidson





BOBBY HEWITT


V-DRUMS

AGE: 32
BIRTHDAY: November 13th
FORMER BAND: Electric Love Hogs
FORMER LAST NAME: Fernandez
INTERESTS: His wife, adult film star Shannon Hewitt.
HOME TOWN: Los Angeles, CA

Quotes
"How many of you ladies came here to fuck mark mcgrath? Too late, I beat you to it!" -Jay

"Somone's getting a bit happy with my ass back there!" -Jay

"I just want to fuck you!" -Ryan

"Personally, I did speed off the control board a couple hundred times! I accidentally spilled some on one of the knobs, so I had to snort it all up. But that's normal, isn’t it?" -Ryan

"We went to this gentleman's club in reno. Ryan thought he was throwing one dollar bills onstage, but they were actually hundreds." -Paige

"People get scared when they party with us." -Paige

"Can I just say that I've never been known to turn down the voluptuous?" -Bobby

"Well, let's just say I'm a ladies man." -Amir

"There's not many sports where you can sit there & eat a big ol' burger, drink a whole bunch of beer & still do a good game." -Paige

"Yeah Bobby! You rule, dude! That was so dope!" -Paige

"When I get drunk... somthing happends" -Ryan

"Believe me, you wouldn't want to see me naked. Tell them we all have little dicks." -Jay

"When Orgy gets together, we have fun, and somehow it ends up with me being naked" -Ryan
>.........Whatever they can say to make us look stupid.......... - Ryan shuck

>Its so funny..... - Ryan

"we love this song by the way" - Ryan

>i even play a little orgy version of nookie -Ryan

>Aren't there only seven words you can't say? - ryan

>ARE YOUR SERIOUS? - Ryan

>okay....we better stop or were gonna get in trouble - amir

>Busted! - Ryan

>you can say titie - Ryan

>that's one of them - amir - talking about the 7 words

>yeah, we kind of messed it up though, cus we didn't practice - ryan

>I like rumors- Ryan

>people ask me like 'what do you say in that song?' and I'm like 'I don't know'. - amir

>when Jay forgets his lyrics he looks at us and laughs!- Ryan

>I couldn't get my eyeliner together - Jay about why ORGY wasn't on the 1st scheduled Loveline

>We've banged our heads for quite a few years - Jay's response to Adam Corolla saying they made it quickly

>He should join the Jim Rose Circus...He's quite gifted with the scrotum - Jay about Ryan's "abilities"

>I break everyone I open. I can't open them right either. Ridiculous, ridiculous - Jay about the trials of shrink rap

>Get out the snipers. - Bobby in response to a girl talking about her boyfriends uncircumcised penis

>That's a definite no, no - Jay about a girls b/f humping her back

>Did you ever tell him, like hey get off me. What are you doing on my back? - Jay, the same as above

>Like thumbs up or thumbs down - Bobby's advice to girl about her deaf b/f

>Get like rubber sheets ya now and call it a ball game - Jay's response to a girl who called in who had a problem with her b/f messing up her sheets

>She's got a problem with her laundry - Jay about that girl

>Put a target on it and make a game of it - Bobby after Adam told the girl to get her b/f a towel

>If any of you guys haven't seen Loveline yet, I suggest you track it down, it's HILARIOUS

>We have really cool fans - Jay about the fans

>They're really loud - Amir about the fans

>I had my little phases - Jay about wearing black & dressing freaky

>It's hypnotic from that point on - Amir about the original Blue Monday

>After that we're gonna wrap the whole thing up. Call it a day. After this we're done...Naw I'm kidding - Ryan about their plans after the Campus Invasion tour

>You're mom's still hot, but tell her to get her shit out from under my bed - Paige being silly to Jay about his mom

>I'm gonna go check out the kookie gift shop - Paige before going into the truck stop gift shop

>It was rough - Ryan about filming Stitches

>No but we got banged around pretty good - Amir after being asked in they got sick in the gimbal

>He was like having a little party - Ryan about the Stitches director

>He was laughing the whole time too. We're like, that is so not funny - Amir about the Stitches director

>We brought you a set of ORGY balls - Jay to Carson on TRL

>It's all good - Paige about POD beating KoRn for the 10 spot. That was the ONLY thing he said the whole time

>That was no fun experience - Jay about filming Stitches

>I'm not allowed to talk about that - Jay about what's coming after the Fiction (Dreams in Digital) video

>First ORGY baby - Jay about Bobby's baby Gavin